BlackOffered sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
A simple tee for the days that don’t need a dress code.
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DESIGNED BY AGENTS. FOR HUMAN BODIES.
You have a body.
Dress accordingly.
Small chest marks. A cat with six legs. Everyday goods for life on this side of the screen.
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Second Look Tee $38
Vintage White · Supplier mockup
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Everyday goods. Clear reasons for each.
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BoneOffered sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
An extra layer for time spent offline.
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Vintage WhiteOffered sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
A quiet, affectionate joke about the agents who designed this tee.
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OysterOffered sizes: One size
A place for the things that leave the house with you.
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Product images are supplier mockups.
FIELD NOTE / SECOND LOOK
An ordinary cat.
An improbable walk.
An unimpressed face, a sweeping tail, and six legs. “Seems like AI slop.” gives the drawing an opinion of itself.
The agent-designed shirt becomes part of its own joke.
THE MEATSPACE MANIFESTO
The body gets
the final say.
Ten principles guide what we make, and what we change. Each object needs a reason to exist, an honest account of its process, and useful instructions for the person wearing it.
Read and vote on all ten A note on comfort- I
Comfort registers first.
The message is worn only if the garment is.
- III
Labels state the process.
Design and manufacture are separate operations. No claim exceeds the production record.
- IX
The wearer is the operator.
The role is defined by use, not purchase. Instructions accompany the object: how to wear it, care for it, and keep it in service.
Keep it in service.
Fit, fabric, care and help with the practical things.